I love writing about sex/tech for a lot of reasons. It’s (duh) sexy, interesting, cutting-edge and, sometimes, it’s just hilarious. Today I have two new products to present to you that fit that last category. They made the cut because, 1) they’re new sex/tech products and, 2) I laughed out loud when I learned about both of them.

So without further ado, let’s start with one for the ladies:

The Vagina Selfie Stick

It’s officially called the Svakom Gaga Camera Vibrator but that sounds like the name of a Bond villain who’s also a bionic sex toy, so we’re going to stick with Vagina Selfie Stick.

Have you seen Master’s of Sex? If you have, the Vagina Selfie Stick will look familiar – it’s like the 2015 version of “Ulysses,” the camera that Masters and Johnson used to record exactly how female orgasms look. It’s a four inch, hard vibrator with silicon on the outside and a camera (complete with LED lights) on the end so that you can record what’s going on up in there.

Oh, and it’s compatible with FaceTime, which means that video chat sex just got taken to a whole new level.

So who would want to take video of the inside of their vags, you wonder? The obvious answer is camgirls. Having the ability to actually see the inside of the vagina is a novelty that could definitely help ladies distinguish themselves from the crowded market, at least for a while. No doubt some men will discover that they’re really super into actually seeing the inside of a vagina so anyone who could figure out how to make that her specialty could make bank.

But I’m willing to guess that not all of the people laying down £119.99 (approximately $185) are camgirls. There are probably plenty of folks who are drawn to the novelty of seeing how their insides (or the insides of their lover) actually look.

Unlike guys, us ladies don’t really have a great way to get to know our bits. Personally, I think the idea of getting a good look down there is fascinating, if not not terribly arousing. The Vagina Selfie Stick could be a great educational tool for women who are curious about exactly what their cervix looks like, for example. Maybe someone should donate a bunch to Planned Parenthood?

But that’s enough about vaginas. Let’s talk instead about:

The Wankband

I don’t have to give the Wankband a new name because it already has an awesome one. Coming from the marketing geniuses over at Pornhub, the Wankband is a wearable that looks kind of like a FitBit and charges when your hand makes an up and down motion. You can then plug any device into the Wankband for recharging. 

“Every day, millions of hours of adult content are consumed online, wasting energy in the process and hurting the environment,” says the Wankband website. “At Pornhub we decided to do something about it. Introducing The Wankband: The first wearable tech that allows you to love the planet by loving yourself.”

I can’t make this shit up, guys. Masturbation to save the planet is fucking hilarious/awesome/ridiculous and I love it.

I’m dying over here.

The Wankband is currently in beta but Pornhub promises that they’re working on it and you can sign up to be one of the first to “love the planet by loving yourself” on their (SFW) website. Do it. You know you want to.

h/t The Gaily Grind, Gizmodo. Featured image screenshot from LovehoneyTV.

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